What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 06:27

Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
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From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?